icaruses:
airandangels:
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
lifeinphotographyandquotes:
This is too funny not to reblog.
Reblog if a band has made you a happier person.
Yup. Sounds a lot like me.
How To Say Tumblr
ratherdielaughing:
How to say Tumblr like an Australian.
STEP ONE
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How to say Tumblr like an American.
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How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.
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How to say Tumblr in Chinese.
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How to say Tumblr in British.
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How to say Tumblr in Russia.
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How to say Tumblr if homosexual.
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tiddly toodle kins
lifeinphotographyandquotes:
This is hilarious!
The Weirdest Dream I Ever Made
Due to my developed imagination I often make the most weird/ridiculous/crazy dreams. Sometimes they are so strange that people tend to believe that I make them up. I think I will start writing down my dreams, just for the sake of it, but mostly because I like to recount them. So here goes for what is most likely the weirdest dream I ever made, years and years ago. For some reason I remember the details as if my life depended on it.
My family and I were living in a hole in the ground. At some point we exited our hole and saw a dog that was lying dead in the middle of the road. Several metres aways we saw another dog, well alive and walking, and we told ourselves that perhaps if we rubbed the live dog against the dead one the latter would resuscitate. While in the process of doing this, we heard some noise and lifted our heads (we were bent down trying to revive the dog) to see several men standing and looking down on us. They were warriors and were wearing huge white rabbit furs on their shoulders. They must have been bad, because we started running as fast as we could away from these people. We were getting ahead of them, but at some point I turned my head behind me and saw that my little sister was far behind and was going to get caught. To try and prevent this I slowed down so as to be at her level so I could carry her or give her a push. However, when I was by her side she started sprinting like a maniac away from the warriors, thus leaving me to get caught.
At this point the warriors took me to a building which I recognized to be my old high school. They had me locked up in a room tied to a chair and they had syringes. Why, you may ask? They wanted to make lemonade with my brain, that’s why. As a result I was screaming and screaming while trying to not get my brain made into lemonade. By some miraculous way I managed to escape, whereafter I was running down stairs yelling “They want to make lemonade with my brain, they want to make lemonade with my brain!!”, all while running into an old acquaintance. Suddenly I found myself on the roof of the building and I was Mario from the game Mario Sunshine. I was jumping from roof to rook with the sun setting.
That is it. My weirdest dream I can think of. My brain does crazy things sometimes.
